Book a slot

Pick a time, walk past the queue.

The collection times still open, every fifteen minutes through each shift and at least twenty minutes from now. Pick one, say what you would like, and it is fried to the slot and waiting in a bag with your name on it at the end of the counter. Catering and café groups use the same form.

Hands wrapping a portion of fish and chips in white paper on a stainless steel counter, a salt shaker and a vinegar bottle beside, steam rising
The fryerBack at 11:45am

Closed now; the fryer is back on at 11:45am.

The menu

Still open today, Today, Wednesday 21 October

27 slots, every 15 minutes

Collection at 6:45pm, Today, Wednesday 21 October. It is in the form below; add your name and order.

The order

For catering, where the van is going; otherwise roughly where you are.

Slots are for today, Wednesday 21 October; the date fills itself in when you pick one.

What you would like, cod or haddock, regular or small, the sides; gluten-free if you need it; any allergies. For catering: the number, the place and the time.

Pay at collection, by card or cash. Your details are used only for the order: see our privacy policy.

What things cost

The fish, the deals, the van, side by side.

Cod and chips

Regular, takeaway

£11.50

MSC cod in our batter, fried in dripping, chips from Pembrokeshire. Haddock £11.90.

The family deal

Two adults, two children

£34

Two regular fish and chips, two children's meals, two sides, four drinks.

The big family deal

Two adults, three children

£46

Everything in the family deal plus a third child's meal and side.

The plated meal

In the café

£13.90

Regular fish and chips, peas, bread and butter, a pot of tea.

A children's meal

Fish or sausages, chips, a drink

£6.50

With crayons in the café.

A fish supper for a party

Per head, from twenty

£13

The van at your door within twenty miles; £12 from fifty, £11 from a hundred.

The small things

  • Gluten-free batterno supplement
  • Haddock instead of cod in a deal£0.80
  • Large chips£4.40
  • Sit-in, per item£0.80
  • Bread and butter£1.20
  • A pickled onion or egg£0.90
  • Catering deposit£100
  • Ice cream, a scoop£2.80
  • Collection slot bookingFree