What parents say
From the rope.
First names only, and only the grown-ups.
In their words
Short quotes from parents, coaches and a sponsor. We do not publish star ratings: come and stand on the rope on a Saturday instead.
I have lost the Wednesday message every single week for six years. The Saturday page has saved my marriage, and the oranges rota has probably saved my son's.
My lad cried at the first session because he did not know anybody. Dai sat on a cone with him for ten minutes and did not make anything of it. He is in the under 10s now.
I went to hold the cones and now I have got a coaching badge. I did not know I wanted one, and I still do not understand offside as well as the under 12s do.
Ran the firm's name on the under 13s' shirts for two seasons. I have had more plumbing work from those shirts than from anything I ever paid for in the paper.
We had a rough winter and I mentioned it to the treasurer in the car park. That was the end of it. Subs were sorted and nobody ever said another word.
They told me the rope rule on the first morning and I thought it was daft. Then I stood on another club's touchline and I understood.
Two training sessions free. Then he can tell you.
Wednesday evenings at Trethomas Park, grouped by age. Bring boots or trainers, shin pads if you have them, and a coat for yourself. Ask for the coach of his age group at the car park gate.